KELLY'S DEMO REEL

So one day I was hanging out in the living room and I think I was preparing to direct a music video when Kelly came in and asked what I was doing. I explained that I was figuring out some ideas for a music video and he then said "You wanna see the music video I did for Metal Church?" "Sure! Yeah! That would be great!" He goes back into his room and returns with a VHS cassette and plops it on the TV. The video can be seen here:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JWnw6viTfFE

He said he directed and shot everything but I don't honestly think that that was entirely true.
I was polite and said it was great. Then he said that he had a demo reel of the live sound mixing he's done.

"A video of your sound mixing?"
"You'll see."

I figured, it's probably a live camera pointed at the stage and then the mixed sound being fed directly into the camera.

He puts the tape into the vcr and then I hear a live crowd cheering and then some music all put to nothing but porno cum-shots.

"What the hell?" I ask.
"What's the one thing that everyone in the world likes? PORNO! And what's the one thing everyone wants in a porno? Cum shots. So I edited all the best cum shots to the various bands I've mixed over the years."
"And this is your demo reel?"
Kelly replied quite proudly "Yup."
"You've shown this to strangers for potential work?"
"Yup."

I had watched about 20 seconds worth and left in disbelief.